i have a brain and i try to use it occasionally, if i say something stupid, allow me that once in a while.
i love God, get over it. it’s a Jesus thing. He rocks, that’s all.
i like to start all my statements with i because my teacher hated it. she was cruel and unusual anyway. however, my science teacher was the bomb. he used to ask bonus questions that had nothing to do with science at all after each test, for one extra point. i once scored 101 on one test. hooray me. the question was who played gilligan on gilligan’s island. i couldn’t remember if it was john or bob denver. i said, mr. denver. he gave me the point.